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This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof
The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the ...
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Duration: 02:57
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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has ...
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Duration: 02:48
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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications ...
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Duration: 02:02
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Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works
Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close ...
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Duration: 02:54
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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do ...
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Duration: 03:10
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Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall
Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is ...
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Duration: 02:36
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Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself ...
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Duration: 02:37
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'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th ...
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Duration: 02:47
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Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to ...
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Duration: 01:39
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Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, ...
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Duration: 03:02
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'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film
Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the ...
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Duration: 02:43
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12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine ...
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Duration: 02:58
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